Newsletter #93
December 15, 2007


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#93 Driver's License, Carjacking Attempt

Renewing my Driver's License

I want to emphasize that this is NOT a guide to renewing your driver's license, but simply an account of how I did it. Everything may change tomorrow.

I stopped in Auto Depot on the airport highway about 2:30 pm and went to the SERTRACEN office. I found 6 people waiting and two nice young ladies with laptop computers processing applications. I asked about a 'jubilado' line, but they were processing applications so fast that when they called me I elected to wait my turn. When the young lady asked for my 'pensionado' card, I told her I didn't have one and gave her my cedula. This kicked off a brief conversation about how long I'd been in Panama, if my wife was Panamanian, and how many children we had, typical stuff and something I hope never disappears from Panamanian society.

I was in that section no more than 15 minutes. I then moved to the other office and presented my documents and paid $40.00. I waited about 10 minutes before being called to verify the information in the database. They took my picture and I signed my name electronically. Then followed 5 minutes or so waiting for my eye test, the part I had been dreading. I passed easily without glasses, because they do not test each eye individually so my useless left eye made no difference. Another 10 minutes and I passed my hearing test with no problems, and 10 minutes later I had my shiny new digital driver's license in hand. Everyone was polite and professional and the whole process took less than an hour. I'm thinking maybe the entire business of running the government should be contracted out to SERTRACEN.

Possible Carjacking Attempt

Thursday evening our friends from Cerro Azul and another couple were driving towards town on the Corredor Sur near Don Bosco with no traffic close by when a loud 'crack', accompanied by a hole in the windshield of their Toyota FJ Cruiser shocked them. The driver, seeing no source or cause for the damage, wisely decided not to stop. We don't know for sure that robbery was the motive, but the tactic of breaking a windshield to get a vehicle to stop, then robbing the passengers and taking the vehicle, is not a new one to Panama. If you experience a similar incident and it doesn't disable the vehicle, keep driving. If you are travelling a four lane highway at night, keep to the left lane as much as possible and drive at or slightly over the speed limit to make it more difficult for would-be carjackers to hit your car with a stone.

Old Movies

I've recently been downloading old public domain movies from the internet. Some of the more interesting titles I've found so far are Farewell to Arms (1932, Helen Hayes and Gary Cooper), Topper Returns (1941, Roland Young and Joan Blondell), 5 Alfred Hitchcock movies, McClintock with John Wayne, and many others. There are lots of the Bowery Boys, 3 Stooges, and many cartoons. There are literally thousands of movies available to download or view directly, and while some are in obscure formats that only seem to play on my computer, many can be burned to DVD with a bit of manipulation.

This link, http://www.archive.org/ takes you to the home page. From there click on 'Moving Images' or use this link http://www.archive.org/details/movies to get to the Movies home page. From there click on 'Movies'. There are also lots of PD books and audio recordings. Enjoy!

Since I'm on the subject of movies, I've been wondering for some time if there is any interest locally in organizing a DVD exchange club. I'm a bit fuzzy on details, but willing to listen to suggestions. In the meantime, if you have some good condition DVD movies you would be interested in exchanging, selling, renting, or giving away, send me a list of what you've got and I'll start working on a database.

Review: Panama in a Book

I found this on one of the Yahoo newsgroups. It's a free digital book about Panama, so I went to the website, (http://www.panama-inabook.com/) filled in the questionaire and downloaded it. Or at least I tried to. The website informed me I needed a plugin, so I clicked on the 'Install Missing Plugin' box and got an error message, "Unknown Plugin (application x/dnl). Strongly suspecting that this is one of those abominable Microsoft-specific websites, I fired up VMWare and Windows 2K Pro. First, I attempted to install the missing plugin in Firefox, since I use Internet Explorer only when no other option will work. It didn't work. So, with great reluctance, I allowed IE to access the internet. This time, I wasn't even asked if I wanted to download the plugin, it just started automatically. Not good! Even so, since I run Windows inside a virtual manager under Linux, it couldn't do any permanent damage to my system, so when finally presented with a permission menu, I allowed the install to go ahead. Then, (only one of the reasons I hate Microsoft Crapware), I had to reboot. I spent several minutes looking for the downloaded program, finally realizing that I had to go back online (with Internet Explorer) to read the book,though it can be downloaded. The 17 or so of 190 pages I was able to see before it locked up my browser were nicely done, though I haven't verified the accuracy of the information. I tried several times to read the book, but each time, after a couple dozen page turns, IE locked up.

Since I don't know what was downloaded to my computer, and IE refuses to stay awake when viewing the book, I can only recommend that you NOT download it, until the author(s) devise a version that works as intended, with any browser, not just Internet Explorer.

December, the Month From Hell

First, let's get one thing clear. I don't dislike December because of Mother's Day, Christmas, New Year's Eve, or the seemingly endless number of my children, (not to mention myself) who have birthdays this month. No, I don't like December because for whatever reason, folks in Panama flock like moths to a flame to all the shopping centers and seem to leave their manners at home. Just this morning, on a short trip to Los Pueblos to buy laundry soap, I was squeezed out of line to cross the bridge by someone who simply could NOT be one car further back in the walking pace traffic, then cut off by two others who never even looked in my direction before pulling out in front of me. Then, leaving the 99 store, a taxi decided that the left lane (my lane) was a good place to drive since the right lane was barely moving, and I had to wait until some kind soul let him back into the proper lane. All this within less than two blocks. Me no know que pasa, maybe some super-nasty virus, or mass insanity, or too much early eggnog. Whatever it is, I wish I could just avoid leaving the house until January 5th.

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